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For millions of last minute tax payers, the day of truth is just around the corner. To help you get through this time, we have gathered a number of tax related quotes to try and put a smile back on your face:
"I owe the government $3,400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat." - Michael McShane
" I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is—I could be just as proud for half the money." - Arthur Godfrey
"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag." - Jay Leno
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"Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids." - Harvey Mackay
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." - Tom Lehrer
"There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure." - Dan Bennett
"What's the difference between a tax auditor and a rottweiler? A rottweiler eventually lets go." - anonymous
"I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes." - Mick Jagger
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain
"It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta." - Dave Barry
"People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women." - anonymous
"If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil." - J. Paul Getty
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?" - Peg Bracken
"If the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further." - G. Guttman
"The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect." - Sam Ewing
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax." - Albert Einstein
"I owe the government $3,400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat." - Michael McShane
" I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is—I could be just as proud for half the money." - Arthur Godfrey
"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag." - Jay Leno
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"Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids." - Harvey Mackay
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." - Tom Lehrer
"There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure." - Dan Bennett
"What's the difference between a tax auditor and a rottweiler? A rottweiler eventually lets go." - anonymous
"I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes." - Mick Jagger
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin." - Mark Twain
"It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta." - Dave Barry
"People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women." - anonymous
"If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil." - J. Paul Getty
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?" - Peg Bracken
"If the IRS took 100 taxpayers at random and sent each an incorrect notice that they owed an extra $92.35 in taxes and interest, more than two-thirds would probably just send in a check without investigating further." - G. Guttman
"The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect." - Sam Ewing
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Income Tax." - Albert Einstein
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